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Lessons Learned From Lemmy

  1. Do not use cocaine.
  2. Do not use heroin.
  3. Do use methamphetamines.
  4. Leave your action figures in their original packaging.  Even if the action figure in question is you.  NIB will always fetch a higher price!
  5. “Big Mouth Billy Bass the Singing Sensation” is a classic.  NIB or not.

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As I attempt to distill what I want this world of blog to be, I am drawn to the image of Henry Fonda being hoodwinked by Barbara Stanwyck in “The Lady Eve”.  It’s funny, it’s style, and it’s a little incongruous in time.  I’m late to the bogging party, but I’m here…..I hope there’s some punch left.